TOP TEN REASONS MOOSHU IS MY FAVORITE WORLD
10. MooShu has “sidewalks”, so you stand SOME chance at reaching your intended location without getting defeated and sent back to the commons six times. Not as wide as Wizard City but nothing like the nightmare that is Marleybone.
9. It’s always daytime, and there are no tunnels! This means you can tell where you are going! What a concept!
8. The residents of MooShu have real problems, such as tainted water and a deathly ill Emperor. Better for your ego than chasing down cats who may or may not have scratched overdressed dogs who are really most interested in the stains on their jackets.
7. MooShu has true healers, instead of just a Jekyll/Hyde bloke who heals by day and scratches by night. Do you think Jacques the Scratcher is just trying to drum up more patients for his day job?
6. No more hand-delivery of ill-advised love letters for lovelorn hounds.
5. Oysters taste better than cats if you get hungry between battles. Meow?
4. Oysters taste better than beetles and are less crunchy.
3. I don’t know which tastes better, but I would definitely pick snacking on an oyster over nibbling on The Smiths.
2. The clothes dropped in MooShu don’t make my backside look big (Victorian dresses with bustles, I’m talking about you).
… and the Number One reason that MooShu is my favorite world in The Spiral
1. NO GEARHEADS!
DANG! I’M STILL ON MARLYBONE1
Poor Protective. I promise MooShu will help erase the bad memories. This list originated as “Ten Ways MooShu is better than MarleyBone.” You can see it on my ConnectX page if you’d like.
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And number 11:
No more having to hear those GOD-AWFUL accents in MarleyBone. “Care for a ticket to Hyde PAwwwwwk?” and “Would youuuuu like a TICKE-ehhht?”
EEEEY YUK! HORRIDE. GOOD RIDDANCE MARLEYBONE.