Top Ten Ways Wizard 101 is Better than Housework
10. Unlike my dishwasher, Wizard 101 loads itself at the push of a button.
9. No ironing! Every outfit looks great straight out of my backpack.
8. Every deck of cards reshuffles itself. That’s right, no playing “52-card Pickup” in my son’s bedroom.
7. There is a broom in the corner of my house, but I never have to use it.
6. I never have to scoop my Firecat’s litter box.
5. I can rearrange all of the furniture in my Wooded Cottage without asking for help OR hurting my back.
4. When I hang a picture on my wall, no one tells me it’s crooked.
3. If I hang a picture and it’s crooked, it’s supposed to be that way (Hairdini).
2. No kitchens = NO COOKING!
1. If I squint my eyes just right, I can see the “Renewal” spell cleaning my whole house with one touch.
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These are great Christina. Thanks for sharing your wit with the Wizard101 community!
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